9. How to describe a pillow-case to an asian woman who thinks that I need beer. She didn't speak English very well. I had to be artistic.

10. Learned what to do if you see a bear.

11. You SMELL bears first, and then you see them. They STINK!

12. Elks take baths at about 9-10am. In the lake.

13. After that they go have breakfast *or lunch?* In the woods.

14. Male elks have HUGE horns.

15. White-tailed deers are cowards =)